I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
(Source: sharonosbourne)
(Source: girlslovesextoo)
(Source: badbilliejean)
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
(Source: clanked)
“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”FUCK I’M SCREAMINGHE VLP
Oh my god
“you can have a really nice experience in life being a slut” OMG
“DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE F STANDS FOR”
“FLEXIBILITY”
